fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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