dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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