Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He did a backflip because drugs
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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