I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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