So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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