You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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