Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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