i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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