oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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