Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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