honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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