Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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