i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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