not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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