god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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