The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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