so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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