if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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