I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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