I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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