and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Randomize
