I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
