She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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