nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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