Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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