I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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