If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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