Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You left your underwear on the fireplace
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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