She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
