I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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