We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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