How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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