My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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