gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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