Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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