Moan for me like Helen Keller
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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