i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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