The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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