How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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