yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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