then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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