Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
