Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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