Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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