I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
As shirtless as possible
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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