i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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