I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
