Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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