look no pants
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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