I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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