I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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