How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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