Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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