the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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