I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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