with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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