you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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